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STUDY: WATCHING SUPER BOWL CAUSES IMPOTENCE
A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that watching the Super Bowl causes male impotence!
CHINESE TRAINING FEMALE NAVY SEALS
HAINAN SANYA – China has begun training female Navy Seals.
MILEY CYRUS SEX TAPE
A Miley Cyrus sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood.
STUDY: EATING FOOD CAUSES WEIGHT GAIN
LONDON – A new comprehensive study out of Cambridge University suggests that the more you eat, the more weight you gain.
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A MORON
CHICAGO – If your husband is useless, it may not be his fault, a top sociologist says. He may just be a moron.
STUDY: MOST WOMEN HAVE TOXIC FRIENDS
A new study on relationships revealed that 84% of women have poisonous relationships.
STEPHEN COLBERT’S HEAD LAUNCHED INTO SPACE (VIDEO)
NEW PALTZ, NY – Watch Stephen Colbert’s head launched into space.
“LOUNGERIE” FOR 4-YEAR-OLDS
PARIS – Scantily-clad young girls wearing make-up and sporting voluminous up-dos are promoting lingerie targeted at four-year-old-girls.
MARILYN MONROE SEX TAPE
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina – A Spanish collector is auctioning off a newly discovered film showing Marilyn Monroe having sex.
PRINCESS DI GHOST VISITS WWN
The ghost of Princess Diana appeared suddenly at the Weekly World News headquarters this morning!
