STUDY: EATING FOOD CAUSES WEIGHT GAIN
LONDON – A new comprehensive study out of Cambridge University suggests that the more you eat, the more weight you gain.
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HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A MORON
CHICAGO – If your husband is useless, it may not be his fault, a top sociologist says. He may just be a moron.
STUDY: MOST WOMEN HAVE TOXIC FRIENDS
A new study on relationships revealed that 84% of women have poisonous relationships.
STEPHEN COLBERT’S HEAD LAUNCHED INTO SPACE (VIDEO)
NEW PALTZ, NY – Watch Stephen Colbert’s head launched into space.
“LOUNGERIE” FOR 4-YEAR-OLDS
PARIS – Scantily-clad young girls wearing make-up and sporting voluminous up-dos are promoting lingerie targeted at four-year-old-girls.
MARILYN MONROE SEX TAPE
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina – A Spanish collector is auctioning off a newly discovered film showing Marilyn Monroe having sex.
PRINCESS DI GHOST VISITS WWN
The ghost of Princess Diana appeared suddenly at the Weekly World News headquarters this morning!
SEX MUFFINS
Here’s a tasty recipe that will supercharge your love life!
8 STEPS TO TURN ANY MAN INTO YOUR SLAVE
Hey ladies – You can turn any man into your boot-licking love slave with these tips from a top psychiatrist.
WHO ALERT LEVELS
The outbreak of swine flu has caused the World Health Organization to steadily raise its alert levels. But what do they mean? Weekly World News breaks it down.
