Author Archives: Ed Anger
I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!
I’m madder than Superman in a room full of gals in lead brassieres at this new airport-security X-ray machine!
I watch Fox News to hear that wheelchair guy call Obama a dummy, and watch Glenn Beck play with turtles. I don’t tune in to hear about Bible stuff!
I’m madder than Jessica Simpson at a spelling bee! 2009 was a frozen dog turd of a year, let me tell you!
I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!
I’m madder than Rosie O’Donnell in Economy! That Janet Neopolitan we’ve got running the country’s security turns out to be as stupid as she looks!
I’m madder than Santa on a treadmill! You can have a Merry Christmas if you want to, but I’m miserable!
I’m madder than Glenn Beck during a Kleenex shortage!
I’m madder than a camel with a busted hump! Now I hear a bunch of A-rabs are building one of their crazy churches in the middle of New York, right near the World Trade Center!
Poor Sarah Palin! She can’t even go on vacation without reporters hounding her like Tiger Woods at a half-price whorehouse!