I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.

I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU about Obama’s March Meekness!

I’m madder than a Irishman without cabbage in his pants.

I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!

I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!

I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!

Every year, all the right wing big shots get together in Washington, D.C. at that CPAC thing. And they never ever invite me to their shindig!

I’m madder than Jackie-O in a thrift shop!

Did Al Gore get elected President after all? Cuz everywhere Al goes, it snows – and I see Washington is covered in the stuff!

I’m madder than Helen Keller at a silent movie!