ED ANGER SAYS: BUY AMERICAN – OR ELSE!
I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about the economy and not doing anything about it.
Author Archives: Ed Anger
ED ANGER SAYS, “I HATE ST. PATRICK’S DAY”
I’m madder than a Irishman without cabbage in his pants.
ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH LOVE!
It’s Valentine’s Day again, and I’m madder than Cupid with a dirty diaper!
ED ANGER SAYS, “I’M SICK OF CHINA!”
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
ED ANGER SAYS: EARTH DAY IS FOR LOSERS!
Time was, Earth Day was just for dirty crazy hippies. You could stay away from it if you just figured out where the bad smell was coming from, then went the other way.
ED ANGER SAYS, “OBAMA HAS BRACKET BRAIN!”
I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU about Obama’s March Meekness!
ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!
I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!
ED ANGER SAYS, “BUST THE UNIONS!”
I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!
ED ANGER SAYS, “HEALTH CARE MAKES ME SICK!”
I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!
ED ANGER SAYS, “YOU CAN’T FORGET ME FOREVER!”
Every year, all the right wing big shots get together in Washington, D.C. at that CPAC thing. And they never ever invite me to their shindig!
