SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE

Reports have surfaced that the secret to the Universe has been discovered in an old Weekly World News issue. Researchers are not sure exactly which issue but believe it involves an issue that features a seven year old boy. Conveniently, Weekly World News back issues are available for purchase here.  If the Secret of the …

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GWYNETH BUYS WEINSTEIN COMPANY

Gwyneth Paltrow and her eponymous company, Goop, have pulled a swoop and come in to buy the Weinstein Company at the eleventh hour. As a result of the acquisition the combined company will be called, Goopstein. The move ends months of intense speculation on Wall Street and Hollywood as to who would wind up buying …

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DECEMBER NOW DECYBER

In addition to saving the air-conditioning jobs in Indiana, Weekly World News has just learned that the second big economic stimulus program to be announced by the Trump Administration will be that December will now be officially named Decyber to spur online sales of goods (preferably American goods).
To celebrate our country’s exciting new direction, Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Party at the WWN Store!   Aliens will be in attendance!

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BAT BOY CAPTURED IN DETROIT!

Citizens of Detroit were shaken this week by the disturbing capture of the infamous “Bat Boy” near the Wayne State University Campus. The creature was apprehended by the Wayne State University Theater Department on the roof of the Bonstelle Theatre, when it was decided that the best course of action would be to try and …

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TITANIC SKELETONS!

The Weekly World News investigative team discovered many Titanic Skeletons over the years, from lone corpses, to KKK members, gay lovers, newlyweds, and more! The WWN is proud to have brought these souls recognition after a century at sea. Bring the best of the Weekly World News’ Titanic reporting into your own home with authentic …

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BAT BOY!

When the Weekly World News discovered Bat Boy hiding in a West Virginia cave in 1992, they did not know that a star had just fallen from that damp cavern. The WWN followed Bat Boy as he fled local authorities and the FBI, they trailed him as he took cops on a 3 state chase …

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