Author Archives: Pierce Blodyn
SEATTLE, WA – A dead cow washes ashore with the Mark of the Alien
LOS ANGELES, CA – a disgruntled cock fighter goes on a killing rampage.
GREEN BAY, WI – Aaron Rodgers dissed Brett Favre, who responded by sexting Rodgers a picture of his genitals.
BEIJING, China – Man harnesses the power of invisibility.
CAIRO, Egypt – Scientists plan to resurrect King Tutankhamen to lead Egypt out of oppression.
CENTRAL PARK, NY – Homeless man builds underground snow castle for winter residence.
CAIRO, Egypt – Magic carpet rides aid in mass exodus from Cairo.
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
How to Contact the Space People is a must have for all E.T. enthusiasts.
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!