REDMOND, WA – Bill Gates announced that the technology used to make the Xbox Kinect was created by an aliens.
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LIL’ WAYNE TO JOIN THE PRIESTHOOD
NEW YORK – Rapper Lil Wayne, who was just released from prison for illegal weapons possession, announced that he’ll be joining the priesthood.
WAL-MART CITY
ARKANSAS – Citizens of the Razorback State voted “yes” on a state proposition that will permit the construction of Wal-Mart City.
PADRES SELL SOULS FOR PLAYOFF SPOT
SAN DIEGO – The Padres, two games out for the wild card, decided to sell their souls to the devil.
JIMMY CARTER PREGNANT!
CLEVELAND – Doctors have finally diagnosed Jimmy Carter’s mysterious medical condition: he’s pregnant!