Author Archives: J.B. Smitts
NEW YORK – An anonymous donor offered Derek Jeter $100 million to ditch his new Yankee deal and join the Red Sox. Jeter agreed.
HOLLYWOOD –Rapper Eminem will make a guest appearance on Fox’s musical sitcom, Glee!
COLORADO SPRINGS – After years of research, the United States Air Force has unveiled a top-secret air craft – the first U.S. flying saucer!
SALEM, MA – A Salem woman has been indicted by federal agents after posting a poisonous apple pie recipe online!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Center for Disease Control has issued a warning: zombie turkeys are on the loose!
NEW YORK – Bat Boy fans, take to the streets! The mutant’s balloon has been removed from the Macy’s Day Parade!
JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!
SAN FRANSISCO – New evidence of Bigfoot’s existence: he was spotted inside a San Francisco gay bar!
SAN DIEGO – Passengers aboard a Carnival Cruise ship were not stranded at sea… they were abducted by aliens!
NEW YORK- Edison Pena, one the Chilean miners, fell into a manhole at mile 13 of the NYC Marathon!