Author Archives: J.B. Smitts
HOLLYWOOD – Osama Bin Laden is set to make a cameo appearance in the The Hangover 2!
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!
CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey announced that she will be broadcasting her first all-nude episode!
MALIBU, CA – One of Biggest Loser finalists tried to eat her competitors!
GERMANY – A rare Nazi photo album has been discovered, the personal property of Nazi SS officer Karl Höcker.
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Photos from International Space Station reveal undeniable evidence that Michael is not dead – he’s living on the moon!
CELEBRATION, FL – The man responsible for the murder escaped prison. Now he’s on the loose with a gang of costumed murderers!
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – The SpaceX Falcon 9, America’s first commercially owned space craft, returned to earth today with – aliens!
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama will appear on tonight’s episode of Mythbusters.
VANCOUVER – Scientists have successfully cloned Justin Beiber. They plan to form the world’s greatest boy band!