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By J.B. Smitts on January 18, 2011

ATLANTA, GA – Executives at the Coca Cola, Inc. are fuming after someone in the company leaked the soft-drink’s secret ingredient!

By J.B. Smitts on January 15, 2011

BOISE, ID – Quick Gem Staters, hide the Biggie Smalls! The state of Idaho is banning hip-hop music!

By J.B. Smitts on January 13, 2011

GLENDALE, CA – Seven thieves broke into the Glendale Cryogenics Labratory and stole Walt Disney’s frozen head!

By J.B. Smitts on January 12, 2011

NEW YORK – Reggie DeSalvo, an American aerospace engineer from New York, flew across the Atlantic Ocean on a paper plane!

By J.B. Smitts on January 11, 2011

DINGLE, Ire. – After years of extensive searching, the lost city of Atlantis has been found – on Google Maps!

By J.B. Smitts on January 10, 2011

NEW CANAAN, CT – Glenn Beck announced yesterday that he will be taking his controversial talk-show to China – permanently!

By J.B. Smitts on January 6, 2011

SEATTLE, WA – Starbucks has introduced a new logo for their cups and coffee mugs – one that contains satanic imagery!

By J.B. Smitts on January 5, 2011

COLUMBUS, OH – Ted Williams, a homeless man from Cleveland with a golden radio voice, was hired by the Today Show!

By J.B. Smitts on January 4, 2011

NEW YORK, NY – According to Publishers Weekly, a new edition of Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn will omit all uses of the ‘n’ word!

By J.B. Smitts on January 2, 2011

MIAMI, FL – Doctors at the University of Miami have discovered the best way to shed pounds in 2011 – eat donuts!