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TIGER WOODS LOVE LAIR
JUPITER ISLAND – Tiger Woods is finally moving into his dream compound!
CHARLIE SHEEN BUYS $25K BARBIE FOOSBALL TABLE
NEW YORK – Charlie Sheen has some free time – and he’s going to fill it by playing with Barbies!
THERAPIST GETS NAKED DURING SESSIONS
NEW YORK – A New York City therapist counsels her clients in the buff!
OSCAR WINNERS LIST RELEASED EARLY!
HOLLYWOOD — PricewaterhouseCoopers, the accounting firm for the Academy Awards, accidentally posted the winners on their website this morning.
12 FINGERS! 14 TOES!
YANGON, Myanmar – A 16-month-old girl has been recognized as the world record holder for total fingers and toes – 26!
TRAVOLTA TO TAKE OVER F-35 JET PROGRAM
OCALA, FL – John Travolta has agreed to fund and oversee the abandoned F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program.
REAGAN ACTING SCHOOL OPENS
WASHINGTON — The Ronald Reagan School for Political Dramatics has opened!
GIANT SQUIDS KILL FISHERMEN
LORETO, Mexico — A pack of giant squid capsized a fishing boat in the Sea of Cortés yesterday, killing seven fishermen.
GROUNDHOG DEAD!
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — Punxsutawney Phil was found dead this morning in an apparent suicide.
NYC HIRES RAT WHISPERER
NEW YORK – After a string of violent incidents, New York City has hired the world’s only rat whisperer.
