Author Archives: Frank Lake
WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors had planned to attack Earth this Saturday, but the doomsday invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
Three Super Earths, capable of supporting life, were discovered by scientists.
Bat Boy: Going Mutant! Hollywood’s favorite book about it’s hottest new star!
A Yowie, a big hairy beast, has been spotted roaming the streets of London.
Katy Perry shocked the world with the announcement of her engagement to Robert Pattinson.
A study has revealed that eating the latest new breakfast food – Cronuts – raises IQ by 20 points. Cronuts – are a combination of croissants and donuts…
A spaceship from Planet Gootan has crashed into a Mexican volcano.
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.
Scores of mermaids were spotted on the shores of Miami Beach this week.
An asteroid will pass by the Earth on Friday, bumping into the North Polie then spinning away.