Author Archives: Frank Lake
Charlie Sheen went to Alaska to find Kushtaka (half-man, half-otter) and… he found him! A month after his Loch Ness monster mission failed, Charlie Sheen headed to Alaska…
The Farmers’ Almanac is predicting a new Ice Age to begin in January, 2014.
An astronaut at the International Space Station saw a UFO – a spaceship from Planet Gootan!
Obama launched his latest Climate Change initiative – he is banning cows in America!
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.
She has 55ft long dreadlocks that are longer than a city bus!
A UFO flew across Texas last week. The aliens were from Planet Zeeba!
Sharks have been spotted on New York City subways!
A 15 ton bus-sized lump of rotting food is alive and attacking London citizens!!
Princeton Review’s 2013 list of best party schools is out. Harvard is #1 – again. For the third year in a row!