Author Archives: Frank Lake
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.
Scores of mermaids were spotted on the shores of Miami Beach this week.
An asteroid will pass by the Earth on Friday, bumping into the North Polie then spinning away.
A revolutionary new diet uses pink slugs found in New South Wales. And the diet works!
An alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba hovered over San Diego.
Amanda Bynes has filed a lawsuit in Federal court claiming the United States government is plotting to “get her.”
A French cyclist broke the land speed record by reaching 163 MPH on a rocket-powered bicycle.
Hundreds of witches were arrested in Kansas this week. They violated Kansas City airspace.
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) confirmed that mermaids exist and that they are growing in numbers.u
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.