Author Archives: Frank Lake
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
The NFL is changing its rules to outlaw tackling. It will now be a flag football league.
HOLLYWOOD – Perez Hilton, 2.0 – the softer, kinder version – has opened a stuffed animal zoo.
Three giant alien spaceships are heading for Earth! Scientists predict the new ships will arrive in the late December, 2013.
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
LOS ANGELES – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy bankrupt American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
NEW ZEALAND – A commercially developed jetpack, The Martin, is ready for liftoff!
Chunks of alien ice balls fell from the sky on an 80-degree day in Brooklyn.
Alien rocks, from Planet Gootan, were discovered in Mexico.
Charlie Sheen went to Alaska to find Kushtaka (half-man, half-otter) and… he found him! A month after his Loch Ness monster mission failed, Charlie Sheen headed to Alaska…