Author Archives: Frank Lake
AMERICAN POPE
Pope Benedict XVI reportedly wants an American to be his successor.
RIHANNA PUNCHES OUT CHRIS BROWN
Rihanna accompanied Chris Brown to court for his probation hearing and wound up… punching him out!
CHICAGO TO BE RENAMED “OBAMA CITY”
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!
SIBERIAN LOCH NESS MONSTER
Russian scientists have found the jaws and skeleton”the Siberian Loch Ness monster.
RAY LEWIS SQUIRREL DANCE
Baltimore Ravens’ Ray Lewis has a signature dance that is sweeping the country!
HARBAUGH HUG
Las Vegas oddsmakers are taking bets on whether the Harbaugh brothers will hug or handshake at the start of the Super Bowl.
AL GORE BUYS 20 OIL WELLS
After selling his Current TV to Al Jazeera, Al Gore bought oil wells in the Gulf of Mexico.
NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
FRANCE CONQUERS TIMBUKTU
French forces took Timbuktu and put an end to 10 months of al Qaeda rule in the historic desert city.
LINDSAY LOHAN TO GIVE BIRTH TO NEANDERTHAL
Scientists were searching for a woman willing to give birth to a Neanderthal child. Lindsay Lohan volunteered.










