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BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED!
The morning after award-winning reporter Bob Woodward took on the White House, he was arrested and sent to Guantanamo. The White House is serious about reporters…
BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE!
On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
TED JOINS NEW CAST OF DANCING WITH THE STARS
Musicians, athletes, TV personalities and Ted are among the new crop of celebrity contestants on season 16 of “Dancing With the Stars.”
THE WINGED JETPACK IS HERE!
GERMANY – A commercially developed jetpack, SkyFlash, is ready for liftoff!
TIGER BACK WITH ELIN
ORLANDO – The Saga of Tiger and Elin gets weirder. Exactly one year after the “incident”, they are getting back together.
LED ZEPPELIN TO TOUR U.S. THIS SUMMER!
Led Zeppelin will tour the United States in the Summer of 2013. The Black Keys will open them on tour.
POPE MOVING TO HOLLYWOOD
Pope Benedict XVI shocked the world with his plans to reitre on Feb. 28. He shocked the world again today – he’s moving to L.A.
DRONES TARGET NRA MEMBERS
The U.S. Government plans on using drones against extremist members of the National Rifle Association.
UFO CRASHES IN RUSSIA!
A UFO from Planet Zeeba crashed into Chelyabinsk, Russia last night!
KRIS HUMPHRIES BACK WITH KIM KARDASHIAN!
BREAKING – WWN has learned that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting back together – and will marry again soon!
