Author Archives: Frank Lake
CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
LOS ANGELES – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy bankrupt American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
NEW ZEALAND – A commercially developed jetpack, The Martin, is ready for liftoff!
Chunks of alien ice balls fell from the sky on an 80-degree day in Brooklyn.
Alien rocks, from Planet Gootan, were discovered in Mexico.
Charlie Sheen went to Alaska to find Kushtaka (half-man, half-otter) and… he found him! A month after his Loch Ness monster mission failed, Charlie Sheen headed to Alaska…
The Farmers’ Almanac is predicting a new Ice Age to begin in January, 2014.
An astronaut at the International Space Station saw a UFO – a spaceship from Planet Gootan!
Obama launched his latest Climate Change initiative – he is banning cows in America!
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.