Author Archives: Frank Lake
CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey!
You can flush out fat fast without pesky dieting or exercise, on the flabulous new Moonshine Diet!
PYONGYANG, North Korea — Mickey Mouse and North Korea’s new leader, Kim Jong Un, married on state TV.
Notre Dame announced that it’s football program is joining the SEC.
After selling his Current TV to Al Jazeera, Al Gore bought oil wells in the Gulf of Mexico.
Bill O’Reilly shocked the cable news world today, by announcing he is leaving Fox News to go to CNN.
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
The NFL is changing its rules to outlaw tackling. It will now be a flag football league.
HOLLYWOOD – Perez Hilton, 2.0 – the softer, kinder version – has opened a stuffed animal zoo.