At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
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Brian Williams has accepted a job as Managing Editor of Weekly World News!
Katy Perry shocked the world with the announcement of her engagement to Robert Pattinson.
CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
In response to the worst flu season in history, President Obama ordered flu victims be quarantined in federal prisons.
The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
Lifetime has contracted Lindsay Lohan to play Hillary Clinton in a biopic entitled, “The Bill and Hill Show.”
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!
A new government program allows couples to “rent” babies before deciding whether to have a child of their own.
Many are afraid of the curse of Friday the 13th. Here’s how you can make it through the day unharmed.