Author Archives: Frank Lake
In response to the worst flu season in history, President Obama ordered flu victims be quarantined in federal prisons.
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
The NFL is changing its rules to outlaw tackling. It will now be a flag football league.
HOLLYWOOD – Perez Hilton, 2.0 – the softer, kinder version – has opened a stuffed animal zoo.
Three giant alien spaceships are heading for Earth! Scientists predict the new ships will arrive in the late December, 2013.
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
LOS ANGELES – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy bankrupt American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
NEW ZEALAND – A commercially developed jetpack, The Martin, is ready for liftoff!