Author Archives: Frank Lake
ELFORD, Texas – For eons, scientists and philosophers have tried to uncover the secret of the universe. Last week, Jimmy Gallagher, 7, learned what it was.
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
Punxsutawney Phil’s forecast for an early spring was as an epic failure. So, he was executed this morning.
The NFL is changing its rules to outlaw tackling. It will now be a flag football league.
CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey!
Betting in Vegas has hit an all-time high with the coming selection of a new Pope.
Hillary Clinton is joining “The View” – replacing Joy Behar!
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
Hugo Chavez died last night. He had handpicked his successor – Sean Penn.
Sources say Rihanna is due to have Chris Brown’s baby in September of this year.