Author Archives: Frank Lake
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
LOS ANGELES – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy bankrupt American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
NEW ZEALAND – A commercially developed jetpack, The Martin, is ready for liftoff!
Chunks of alien ice balls fell from the sky on an 80-degree day in Brooklyn.
Vladimir Putin reportedly announced plans to run for President of the United States.
Alien rocks, from Planet Gootan, were discovered in Mexico.
Charlie Sheen went to Alaska to find Kushtaka (half-man, half-otter) and… he found him! A month after his Loch Ness monster mission failed, Charlie Sheen headed to Alaska…
The Farmers’ Almanac is predicting a new Ice Age to begin in January, 2014.
An astronaut at the International Space Station saw a UFO – a spaceship from Planet Gootan!