Author Archives: Frank Lake
In response to the worst flu season in history, President Obama ordered flu victims be quarantined in federal prisons.
The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
Lifetime has contracted Lindsay Lohan to play Hillary Clinton in a biopic entitled, “The Bill and Hill Show.”
Forget about the scientific “facts” drummed into your head by school teachers. Saturn is not a planet – it’s a colossal UFO!
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!
A new government program allows couples to “rent” babies before deciding whether to have a child of their own.
Many are afraid of the curse of Friday the 13th. Here’s how you can make it through the day unharmed.
President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013.
An asteroid will pass by the Earth on Friday, bumping into the North Polie then spinning away.
Chris Christie has left the GOP for good. He reportedly announced that he is now a Democrat.