LOS ANGELES – Rihanna and Chris Brown are reportedly a couple again. She has forgiven him.

SIBERIA – A wooly mammoth has been spotted roaming the tundra of Siberia!

ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.

Over the weekend North Korea’s communist dictator was seen perusing used records at Wuxtry, the same store where the band R.E.M. was formed.

NASA scientists reportedly have confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of 2012.

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.

COLOGNE, Germany – This may be the most important find since the Dead Sea Scrolls!

Residents of Chelyabinsk, Russia,were interviewed on national TV about a UFO they’d witnessed.

The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors on Tuesday agreed to institute fines for surfing. Average fine: $5,000.

ST. PETERSBURG – Gootan spaceships fired at commuters in St. Petersburg yesterday!!

The Loch Ness Monster, the gigantic mythical river worm, was spotted in the Iceland!