Author Archives: Frank Lake
Donald Trump has solved Scranton’s financial woes… He bought the entire town!
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
A doctor has discovered the body of a tiny, 6-inch alien in Chile
Brian Williams has accepted a job as Managing Editor of Weekly World News!
Katy Perry shocked the world with the announcement of her engagement to Robert Pattinson.
CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
In response to the worst flu season in history, President Obama ordered flu victims be quarantined in federal prisons.
The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
According to a worldwide study, the most welcoming place in the world is: New York City!
Lifetime has contracted Lindsay Lohan to play Hillary Clinton in a biopic entitled, “The Bill and Hill Show.”