RIHANNA BACK WITH CHRIS BROWN

Posted on 12 February 2012
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LOS ANGELES – Rihanna and Chris Brown are reportedly a couple again. She has forgiven him.

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WOOLY MAMMOTH SPOTTED IN RUSSIA!

Posted on 11 February 2012
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SIBERIA – A wooly mammoth has been spotted roaming the tundra of Siberia!

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KIM JONG IL IS ALIVE!

Posted on 10 February 2012
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ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.

Over the weekend North Korea’s communist dictator was seen perusing used records at Wuxtry, the same store where the band R.E.M. was formed.

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EARTH TO COLLIDE WITH NIBIRU ON JULY 21, 2012!

Posted on 10 February 2012
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NASA scientists reportedly have confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of 2012.

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OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION

Posted on 10 February 2012
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WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.

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BETHLEHEM PROPHECIES

Posted on 09 February 2012
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COLOGNE, Germany – This may be the most important find since the Dead Sea Scrolls!

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UFO WITNESSES INTERVIEWED BY RUSSIAN TV

Posted on 09 February 2012
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Residents of Chelyabinsk, Russia,were interviewed on national TV about a UFO they’d witnessed.

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LOS ANGELES BANS SURFING

Posted on 09 February 2012
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The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors on Tuesday agreed to institute fines for surfing. Average fine: $5,000.

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ALIENS ATTACK RUSSIA!

Posted on 09 February 2012
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ST. PETERSBURG – Gootan spaceships fired at commuters in St. Petersburg yesterday!!

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LOCH NESS MONSTER IN ICELAND!

Posted on 09 February 2012
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The Loch Ness Monster, the gigantic mythical river worm, was spotted in the Iceland!

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