Author Archives: Frank Lake
Hundreds of witches were arrested in Kansas this week. They violated Kansas City airspace.
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) confirmed that mermaids exist and that they are growing in numbers.u
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
The White House reportedly announced that President has taken full control of the internet – issuing an Executive Order to do so.
President Obama is planning a massive outdoor concert this summer in upstage New York.
Chris Christie is on a rampage – killing spiders all over New Jersey.
Killer Bees are zeroing in on women in Arizona and California, especially blonde women taller than five-foot-five.
Alien balls are being found all over Mexico!
Tim Tebow was cut by the New York Jets, but is now going to play baseball for the Los Angeles Angels.
Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.