Author Archives: Frank Lake
CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study out of the Harvard School of Nutrition shows that children who eat bags of Halloween candy have higher IQs.
According to a worldwide study, the most welcoming place in the world is: New York City!
LAS VEGAS – Heidi Klum has chosen her Halloween costume – she’s going as Bat Boy!
Donald Trump has solved Scranton’s financial woes… He bought the entire town!
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
A doctor has discovered the body of a tiny, 6-inch alien in Chile
Brian Williams has accepted a job as Managing Editor of Weekly World News!
Katy Perry shocked the world with the announcement of her engagement to Robert Pattinson.
CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
In response to the worst flu season in history, President Obama ordered flu victims be quarantined in federal prisons.