Author Archives: Frank Lake
Brian Williams has accepted a job as Managing Editor of Weekly World News!
Katy Perry shocked the world with the announcement of her engagement to Robert Pattinson.
A doctor has discovered the body of a tiny, 6-inch alien in Chile
CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
In response to the worst flu season in history, President Obama ordered flu victims be quarantined in federal prisons.
The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
According to a worldwide study, the most welcoming place in the world is: New York City!
Lifetime has contracted Lindsay Lohan to play Hillary Clinton in a biopic entitled, “The Bill and Hill Show.”
Forget about the scientific “facts” drummed into your head by school teachers. Saturn is not a planet – it’s a colossal UFO!
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!