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NASA FOUND AND KILLED MARTIANS


NASA revealed last week that in 1976 that found life on Mars.  They brought them home,but “accidentally” boiled them alive.

NASA found the Martians (less than an inch tall), and brought them back to Earth.  But one NASA scientist mistook the Martians for sugar cubes and put them in his coffee.  Thus, boiling the Martians to death.

Oops.

The 36-year-old news was finally revealed by a retired NASA scientist, who wishes to remain anonymous.  He said that he “couldn’t die” without revealing that life was found on Mars and that he… accidentally killed them.

“I feel terrible,” the scientist told WWN.  “It would have made my career.  Instead, I’m a laughing stock of NASA.”

The Martian life was brought back to Earth via NASA’s Viking Mars robots in 1976.

Biologist Todd Markham, of the University of Southern California, told WWN: “I’m 99 per cent sure there’s life there.  And this proves I’m right.”

Dr. Markham wants NASA to send a craft back to Mars to gather more Martians – and keep them away from absent-minded scientists!