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ALIENS ATTACK PHOENIX


PHOENIX – Aliens fired a laser cannon at Phoenix.

It was caught on camera by a news report (see below).  WWN can confirm that aliens from Planet Gootan fired on Phoenix.

According to experts from the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials – it was just a warning shot.

“This is typical Gootan warfare,” said Dr. Susan Begley of the U.N. Panel.  “They fire warning shots for months and then they unleash their full arsenal of weaponry.”

What is most curious, is that it happened just days before the “Phoenix Lights” 15th anniversary.

On March 13, 1997 strange, unidentifiable flying objects were seen illuminating the night sky over Phoenix, Ariz, and were viewable in Nevada and New Mexico. Since then, many who saw the lights over the reported stretch of about 300 miles hold various theories as to their cause and recall the anniversary.

The U.S. military has continued to deny that the Phoenix lights were alien spaceships, but WWN can confirm that they were, in fact, aliens from Planet Xixuc.

“The Xixucians came here in 1997 to observe humans, and they left.  It isn’t until the last few weeks, that we have seen signs that they may have returned,” said Dr. Begley.

Dr. Begley was clear to point out that the Xixucians are docile aliens, but the Gootans – “they are here to cause mayhem.”

The U.S. Defense Department has dispatched its top Alien Defense Squad to Phoenix to monitor the situation.

“If they fire again, it will be the last shot they ever take,” said a Defense Department spokesman.

Let’s hope so…