SPARTANBURG – Authorities have confirmed that an alien spaceship attacked another alien spaceship over SC last night.
A flash of blue light burst over the skies of South Carolina early on Monday morning. Local government officials tried to allay fears in a nervous public by telling them it was a “fireball” or a “meteor” but WWN can confirm that it was neither.
WWN spoke with Dr. Susan Begley of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials. She flew to Spartanburg with Dr. Banesh Bannerjee to examine the evidence.
Their conclusion: “An alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba successfully attacked and destroyed another alien spaceship from Planet Gootan,” said Dr. Begley.
Dr. Bannerjee explained, “The Gootans landed on our planet in Novembe, 2011 and are planning an hostile attack on our citizens, but aliens from Planet Zeeba have come to help protect Earth and humans. The Zeebans scored a victory here because the Gootan ship was going to attack Spartanburg and other parts of South Carolina.”
One local resident, interviewed by the local FOX affiliate in the video below, admits she was scared and wondered for just a moment if “aliens” were attacking.
Here’s the video:
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The FBI and local law enforcement officials told her to “stop talking about aliens” but the woman refuses. “I know what I saw it was aliens.”
She told WWN that the ground “came alive with sparkling blue things”… She said the sparkles were beautiful and helped calm her after the explosion.
Dr. Begley explained that the “blue sparkles” were from Planet Zeeba and were intended to make the woman feel calm and comfortable.
Here’s a shot of the Gootan ship during the day, flying over Greenville, SC.
WWN will continue to follow the Gootan attack…
reporting by Tom Rose of gather.com
Can't they just battle on their planet? Do they really have to come on our planet to fight?
The Gootans are after our world and it's resources. They think that Earth is an easy target. The Zeebans have taken pity on our less than advanced world and decided to help us out.
Also the Zeebans love Justin Beiber because he looks like a Zeeban female supermodel. On their planet they took a vote to save earth and the majority voted no. Then their busybody politicians took another vote but this time they voted to save Justin Beiber. The vote was nearly unanimous except for a few adolescent Zeebans who have a "Amy Winehouse was kidnapped by slimy Gootans" club.
Gootan killa
Bang Bang Zeeban Gang
One thing this article left out: The warring anti-human Gootan and pro-human Zeeban factions are both horribly afraid of the Sizzling Seethpods of planet Srinaggraglianistomupostis IV of the Sagittarius Dwarf Galaxy. The reason they are both so worried about this 3rd party is that the Seethpods are the original creators of this solar system when it was still part of the Sagittarius Dwarf Galactic Empire. This is significant because the Seethpods created this planet for their own non-human species and also that they possess superior technology and can fly through space at FTL speeds without ships.
If you were to see one of these Seethpods you would say it's just a tree.
Hmmm
Got a bit of time on your hands there. Fun stuff.
New world Oder stunt ..Fear to drive the population to a one world order dictatorship???
So, take away the failed sophomoric attempt at humor in this article, at what's left? There was something in the sky that's unexplained. I thought the "Weekly World News" was "The world's only reliable news". Another failure. Thanks Frank Lake. I'll be sure to skip your articles in the future.
They've been so reliable in the past, too! WWN is the only place I've seen *consistent* coverage of the alien threats.
read history , if u think u are alone, ur not,, step outside to the real world, go back 5000 years, chariots of fire, look at the signs, they come every time before a disater happens like the black plague, aliens are among us accept the facts, ipods, calculators, cell phones, gps, micro chips, memory chips, lasers, all of this stuff was irrelivent untill the 1940's ufo crashes, all of a sudden we have stealth bombers, high tech computers smaller than a house, ect, where do u think it all came from, ???? us gvt sells off info to it co's after they used all its resources, then the comon people get to accelerate it. THANK THE ALIENS FOR YOUR I PHONE, AND GPS.
BY THE WAY ASTERIODS AND METIORS CONTAIN IRON, EVEN WITH WATER COMPOSITION THE WILL STILL BE RED OR ORANGE, NOT BLUE.. DO THE MATH.
Real UFO? Earth now has more strange secret crafts than you may imagine!
To the attack tags and comments: Why is everything about UFO's labeled as an attack. If they were here to fight, they would have done it a long, long, long time ago. Just because movies say something, doesn't make it so. Think independently people.
Pravda quoting Fox News. That is rich, and really downgrades Pravda.
Is this the only REPORTED spaceship battle?