MINNESOTA – Authorities report the first official sighting of Gootans in America. Deer Hunters shot at these aliens.
Three Minnesota deer hunters fired several shots at what they felt were aliens from a UFO, but they missed. Luckily, they were unharmed (well, as far as they know).
The aliens were later identified by authorities as being from Planet Gootan, part of an initial invasion of Gootan ships that landed on earth in November, 2011.
The event happened when the three men spotted what they at first thought was an X-47B military drone hovering in the air over the woods at night.
“We were in fear,” one of the unnamed men stated, “and trained a scoped Winchester Sportsman .30-06 deer rifle on the object, and fired three successive shots center mass at the object, with no obvious effect, or ricochet sound. Man with me fired two slugs from a Mossberg 12 gauge shotgun center mass, also with no effect.”
There have been a record number of UFO sightings in 2012 so far. The U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials has added two hundred people to its staff to handle the alien invasion. In particular, they are concerned about the Gootans, who are known to be hostile.
What does the U.N. make of the deer hunters?
“We are interviewing them now and have our medical team examining them,” said Dr. Malley of the U.N. Panel. “They seem to be okay, and it doesn’t appear that the Gootans shot back at the deer hunters, but they do have very specialized weapons.”
Are there more Gootans in Minnesota?
“Most likely,” said Dr. Malley.