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OBAMA DENIED AREA 51


LAS VEGAS, NV – President-Elect Obama’s streak of intergalactic bad luck continues this week as the Installation Commander of Area 51 refused to hand over the keys.

Earlier in the week it was reported that the Obama Transition Team has been clashing with NASA over the qualifications of representatives assigned to work with the organization.

Obama traveled to Las Vegas yesterday to create space between his Transition Team and the investigation into embattled Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

Under the cloak of a quick gambling trip, Obama slipped away to the top-secret military installation.

While the United States government and military has never confirmed the existence of aliens and UFOs at Area 51, Weekly World News has reported the facts for years.

Unconfirmed reports explain that the President-Elect arrived outside Area 51 sometime between four and six in the morning and spent at least 45 minutes attempting to gain access to the facility.

A Weekly World News hidden microphone picked up fragments of the conversation between Obama and the military personnel.

President-Elect Obama was heard saying, “Aw, come on!  This is the whole reason I ran for President!  Give me the keys, already!”

It is believed that after his inauguration, in addition to the black book of nuclear codes, Obama will finally receive a set of keys to Area 51.

22 Responses to “OBAMA DENIED AREA 51”

  1. conor says:

    I agree with the guy uptop

    • chrisfong74 says:

      i agrre with the guy at the top aswell,but if it's true that president Obama did turn up at area 51 and demand entry then we need to get behind this guy because he's got your best interests at heart,he's a strong advocate of disclosure and government transparency,my guess is the next government will probably be a republican one.Hillary clinton is also a strong advocate of disclosure point being not many if any at all republican politicians even like to get into a debate about it.Weather theyv'e got alien spacecraft or are just testing new technology the fact that it is being kept highly secret from the president is actualy against the law,he's commandering cheif and he should be looking to divied and conquer those who keep things from him.Let's face it in a world this shitty were nothing comes as a suprise the absolute proof of Alien liasons and their mere existence would not shock 90% of the worlds population.Even if it means the President asking the armed forces to choose where their alligence lies right down to a cicil war if needed,if that what it takes to get to the bottom of things then so be it.Liars can't be allowed to prosper"evil only prevails when the good sit around and do nothing"

  2. natsamson says:

    If you all have read it up, no matter who is the leader or president, Area 51 runs off its own security and goverment, like it says in the theories, if your seen on the area, your dead, thats it

    • Rogue says:

      That's because it's a military base with top secret clearance. If you trespass on ANY base, you're shot on site. So, contrary to the conspiracy theories, that's the way it works. Those signs exist on every single (U.S.) military base on the planet, ESPECIALLY the ones requiring top secret clearance to access.

  3. ya man says:

    r u guys for real theres no way that true who ever wrote this is a joke

  4. Anthony Hatred says:

    ya man………is a real genious!!! Look at the paper it is moron!!

  5. Cella says:

    Who is running area 51? If not the president, then we have another power greater than our own government in charge.

  6. scott says:

    new world order?….

  7. NOT UR PROB says:

    this is just weird..!!! but its obvious that theres people even more powerful than the president..!!!!!! but dont fight for this thing ..its really not worth it..!!!!!!!!!! anyway they are never gonna tell us the 'big secret'. . . .

  8. Jomo says:

    This article is only partially correct. Obama was actually born in area 51 and he made a trip back so he could visit his alien dad. Apparently he's the first U.S. president to hold an intergalactic passport. Some have cried foul, stating that he used his extraterrestrial ESP powers to brainwash people into voting for him.

  9. SIR .G. OBAMA says:

    jomo go fuck ur mum and dad u son of a biacth,ma uncle aint no fuckin alien dwag.
    dnt go on chattin wachya dnt kno son.i'm the government i can easly find out who
    u are and have u arrested on charges u've never had of.god bless obama and god bless
    america and everywhere else.

  10. 127 says:

    Is the Illuminati running Area 51?

  11. Again says:

    You do know that the EBE's are no longer stored within the Area-51 facility there were transported to another dreamland base not too long after the 1990's when the hype of this facility really did enter into the public imagination.

    The reason he was denied entry was because the commander had full right not to permit entry untill the proper messages have traveled within the proper channels, shall we call the phrase "Officially", the only thing left for the staff at 51 have left to do is to remove all if any are left paper and media material with any hint of the existence of what they have been trying to back engineer…fly for the last 40 or so years.

    Although I know well before the installment of obama administration it would be likely those materials have left, as for the spacecraft or EBE's you retards they were moved long ago when you had a hint that they may have existed.

    As for the creatures who piloted this crashed technology they have since deceased and retired from the interview process, the EBE's are no longer able to be test piloted as the energy or fuel (unknown element) has been fully consumed in there test flights.

    The EBE's now have left the facility and will no longer leave the ground as it is impossible for them to do so now, however there are two special teams still working to back engineer them.

    I bet you still think they have left all evidence of such a case within 51 for the newly appointed staff of 51 to just go and look into, I guess you Americans really are about the sum of what you look, to be honest id like to use the word stupid but there are at least some intelligent people bred within the states, and i say some! that have kept you from seeing such a thing and will continue to succeed for many years to come.

    And they have good right from letting idiots such as yourself have any knowledge of such a thing, have you ever heard the phrase " A person can be reasoned with…People however are stupid" if the population were to know at worse they would almost certainly fall into chaos at best I'm sure there would be loony groups around, those who refuse to work or to storm the facility or something else bizarre.

  12. ya.. says:

    fuckin brit

  13. secrets says:

    Let's just bring a mob, and storm area 51 lol

  14. RickMyCrit says:

    I tell ya, that Obama said he spotted a couple UFO's in the past 20 years..Could he have been kidnapped by aliens? If so, I have reason to believe that Obama is the key to the alien takeover. Get ready people! He is going to lead humanity into destruction.

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  17. Caution: says:

    Well in my opinion. I think that mankind is in grave danger if because there’s alot of computer, engineer, specialist already hacked and personaly infiltrated the area 51. and all the the person who speak up about what they know or what they have discovered

    Always get their mouth shut, by unkown reason. Let me tell yah that john kennedy know something about this but when he is about to speak up he got assasinated. Im not a smart guy i get alot of failure grade but when u research all this alien area 51 and other secret’s all of them are link together. Surely wish that they can tell us something really soon. This can be a serious threat to mankind

  18. Troy says:

    But it isnt the people that have more authority because 'the poeple' as in us as americans still are clueless as to sooo much stuff that the government hides from us. Id rather have someone at least try to gather information for the americans that are concerned and curious.

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