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ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.27)


The North Koreans and the Iranians have joined the international effort to defend earth against the alien spaceships.

The North Koreans had been reluctant to work with the U.S. and the west in defending our planet against the approaching aliens ships from Planet Gootan.  But yesterday, the North Koreans said that their army is mobilized and ready to fight the Gootans.

Supreme Leader Kim Jong il told Vladmir Putin, who has taken charge of global Alien Defense Systems, that his armies, weaponry and missiles are all available to be used against the aliens.   Kim Jong il went further and wanted to take the reins and lead the effort, but after speaking to Hu Jintao of China, Jong il was satisfied to take a supporting role.

“The North Koreans have the best army on this planet and we are the best able to fight any aliens,” Jong il told Putin on a conference call heard by WWN.

The mainstream media around the world continue to coverup this story and they continue to scrub the internet of all stories related to the alien attack.  WWN repeatedly has to re-post and use our internal algorithms (which took us years to develop) to bypass the cyber attacks on our site.

After the North Koreans said they were ready to fight, the Iranians quickly joined in as well.  Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told Putin that the Iranians would participate and, also said, that he was willing to take a leadership role in the defense of the planet.

Both the Iranians and the North Koreans fired test missiles in advance of the attack.

The Americans and Europeans were skeptical of the involvement of the North Koreans and Iranians, but there is no other choice.  If the alien spaceships land near North Korean or Iran – or near those countries – the world needs those countries to work with the global community.  If they don’t the whole world could be vulnerable.

Banesh Bannerjee of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials was extremely pleased to learn that the Iranians and North Koreans are now “on board” with the global community.  In fact, this is the first time in the history of the planet that every country on earth has agreed on any one proposal, or course of action.

“It’s remarkable to see how simple it is to get every country to agree, when we have a common goal – a common enemy.   This whole process has been enlightening.”

Bannerjee said that he is hoping that it’s not too little, too late.   “We only have two days left before the attack.  Let’s hope the global community, under the leadership of Vladmir Putin, can put together a strong defense.”

Meanwhile, President Obama played two more rounds of golf.  Reportedly, he will be taken to his alien defense bunker on the 29th.

WWN will continue to report on the attack – and work to keep our stories up on the internet.