GROOM LAKE, NV – Mega-celeb Oprah Winfrey has been in discussions with top government officials in an attempt to purchase Area 51.
In 1947, an alien spacecraft crashed in Roswell, New Mexico and the surviving aliens were brought to the Air Force base in southern Nevada known as Area 51. The aliens have thrived and built a community that they have called home for over 60 years.
Oprah, a long-time supporter of aliens, has done countless shows promoting alien issues. She does tailor the shows to also be applicable to human problems but contends, “Aliens are always at the center of it all.” There is even speculation that she took a shine to Dr. Phil because he is part alien.
Winfrey’s plan is to turn the base into a full habitat for all alien cultures. “I want this to be a welcome mat for visitors all over this wonderful world,” exclaimed a hopeful Oprah. “It starts with this base and, hopefully, soon the whole state of Nevada will be a refuge for travelers and outcasts from everywhere.”
So far the Air Force, the Department of Energy and the National Security Council have all turned down Winfrey. But she hopes that her endorsement of President-Elect Barack Obama will breathe new life into the one dream that she hasn’t been able to make come true.
The government shouldn give her area 51. Area 51 is Sacraed grown for some aliens among us. Area 51 needs to stay under government protection, this is a matter of national security for some aliens. They will not be able to leave this place and go home. You cant give a facility with 60 years of history to one Rich individual who is a Bilderberer herself.
Don't you see oprah is an alien a black one, she's going to use the "oh no you didn't' black card and will try to use diversity to unify aliens, jew, black people and norweigans in order to shave everyone from armenia and turkey and sell their to the aliens of other alternate dimensions where they will survive their global warming crysis and their shortage of thai (including duck). Oprah is doing this for the female iranian president mahmoud ahmadidijabbarfmohammedjihad ali babar macaladin esq and so the chinese and icelandic people will create more singers like bjork
WELL I THINKS IT IS KINDA STUPID THAT SHE WANTS TO BUY IT BECAUSE SHE IS JUST GOING TO DO A 2 HOUR SPECIAL AND PEOPLE CANT HANDLE THINGS LIKE THIS BECAUSE NOT EVERYBODY IS WORKING FROM A FULL DECK THEN IT WILL BE SOME KIND OF EXIBITTO GET IN AND IT JUST NEEDS TO STAY PRIVATE TO THE GOVERMENT IF THERE ARTE ALIENS BECAUSE ALL HELL WOULD BREAK LOOSE STILL I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF THERE ARE ALIENS OUT THERE THEY MIght be but the govornment should not give area 51 up THERE STORIES ARE COMPLETE B S WE ARE TESTING SHIPS SINCCE WHEN ARE WE GOING TO BE IN A SHIP WITH A IRCULAR MOTION