ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES

NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!
The world’s top economists gathered with Dr. John Malley, the head of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials, on Monday.   The economists believe that if the world comes together to defend the planet against the ongoing alien invasion – it could help save the world economy.

“We will need every available asset in the world to build weapons to combat the aliens that are already invading our planet,” said Harvard economist, Jacob Barron.  “By going into production to fight the aliens, we will create millions and millions of jobs around the planet.  We may even approach full employment.”
“This is just like World  War II,” said Jean Blanchard, top economist from France.  “We put people to work making weapons and that revives the economy.  It’s a Keynesian solution that always works.  AND we get to kill aliens at the same time.”

Dr. Malley has been battling “alien invasion skeptics” for the last two years.  “There is overwhelming proof that aliens began invading earth in October 2010 and that the invasion will last until December of 2015.  The only reason it has not been made public is because governments and media have conspired to keep it from citizens, in order to keep peace.”  Malley told a room full of reporters from around the world.  “It’s ironice, now that governments need to make it public to save the world from financial ruin, now they need to make it public.  That’s fine with me.  We need to prepare.”
Dr. Malley has repeatedly said that the aliens are primarily from Planet Zeeba, a planet just outside the Milky Way.  The U.N. Panel has been studying this invasion for the last thirty years.  The panel believes that if human beings behave properly we can coexist with the aliens on our planet.
But, Paul Krugman, a top economist and writer for the New York Times, was a guest on CNN’s “Fareed Zakaria GPS” on Sunday. S peaking with Zakaria and Harvard economist Ken Rogoff, he made the same case h noted that the effort of World War II helped end the Great Depression, and an effort to stop the aliens from Planet Zeeba will save us today.

“If we discovered that, you know, space aliens were planning to attack and we needed a massive buildup to counter the space alien threat and really inflation and budget deficits took secondary place to that, this slump would be over in 18 months,” he said. “And then if we discovered, oops, we made a mistake, there aren’t any aliens, we’d be better–”
“We need Orson Welles, is what you’re saying,” Rogoff cut in.
Here’s Paul Krugman on Fareed Zakari’s GPS talking about a “fake” alien invasion that could help cure the world’s economic problems.
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WWN has repeatedly confirmed (and Krugman obviously knows), there IS an alien invasion going on and the world will be forced to come together to defend its citizens against them.
What Krugman doesn’t say is that the aliens are friendly. The are coming here help the earth and its people.  But if citizens of Earth become hostile toward them they will fight back.   THUS, the need for economic stimulus to build weapons to fight them.
And you don’t believe in multi-national government conspiracies?