LOS ANGELES – Khloe Kardashian revealed on her reality show tonight that she was impregnated by an alien.
The reality TV star who married Los Angeles Lakers, Lamar Odom, in September 2009 after a whirlwind romance, admitted on the premier of her show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, that she wants to have a child and was worried about being able to conceive.
She said: “It’s in God’s hands, and let it happen when it happens. I’m 26. It should happen naturally. I don’t want to force it. I would love to have a baby, and if I get pregnant, I get pregnant. I don’t think, like my biological clock is ticking!”
However, Khloe’s husband – who has a 12-year-old daughter, Destiny, and eight-year-old son, Lamar Jr. ,with ex-girlfriend Lisa Morales – does not share the same view. Khloe said he wants to have a baby “right now.”
Lamar said, “The clock is running down, there’s five seconds left and we have no more time outs. Let’s get this done!” When Khloe said that maybe they should call Kobe Bryant because “he’s good at finishing the game” Lamar said, “I can finish strong. Now get in that bedroom. I’m gonna shoot, I’m gonna score!”
So since they were having trouble, stepfather, Bruce Jenner (a certified alien) contacted his friends on Planet Zeeba. On the show Khloe said, “Bruce got in touch with them and… the next thing I know there was an alien in my house and today, I woke up pregnant! Lamar and I are so excited.”
Khloe wouldn’t say how the alien impregnated her and would not say whether Lamar was involved or not, but… the alien sneaking out of her house looked very happy. The alien would not speak to WWN, but Bruce Jenner said, “Every birth is a miracle. And this baby is going to be… out of this world!”
The alien baby will be born in about two months (aliens have shorter gestation time). After that the baby will be taken to Planet Zeeba to be programmed (and de-programmed). Jenner said, “they have a special Kardashian Abduction Center, so we expect things to go smoothly up there on Zeeba.
According to Jenner, if the baby is a boy, he’ll be playing for the Lakers in sixteen years. If it’s a girl, she’ll be pregnant in sixteen years.
We wish Khloe, Lamar, and Kree (teh alien) all the best.
Here’s a promo from the E show, highlighting Khloe’s morning sickness. No mention of Kree… but he doesn’t mind. He scored.