HOUSTON, TX – National defense experts are confronting the possibility that aliens have invaded Earth’s oceans – and are spying on humans from under the sea!
Alarmed by a dramatic increase in sightings of Unidentified Submarine Objects (USOs) over the past three months, the U.S. military has been placed on worldwide alert and scientists are organizing a vast underwater reconnaissance of alien activities. Reports so far indicate that there are at least 1,000 USOs in oceans around the globe and the number appears to be increasing daily.
“The alien craft have been sighted by seamen and divers worldwide and the descriptions are amazingly similar,” said Dr. Michael Simmons, a marine biologist with high-level contacts in the Pentagon.
“The undersea vessels are about 300 feet long with two saucer-shaped appendages and they are extremely fast. They are capable of reaching great depths – but can also pass from the water straight up into the atmosphere and right in out to stellar space.
“Over the past three decades, we’ve had such sightings from time to time. But the vast increase in reports over the last few months indicates we may now be dealing with a major alien invasion.”
Experts believe the alien forces are using the planet’s oceans as hiding places, lurking deep under the water where mankind cannot go. Their craft appear to be capable of withstanding the incredible pressures exerted by the weight of the water miles under the sea – pressures which limit man’s ability to descend to great depths.
Judging by reports of sightings worldwide, the alien craft regularly blast off from secret undersea bases and head for outer space.
Observers fear the regular launches indicate that aliens are resupplying their bases and relaying scientific information, samples of Earth life-forms and top secret military data to their home planet.
“While we sit on the surface of our planet doing nothing, these creatures are deep under our oceans secretly preparing to conduct a deadly assault,” worries Dr. Mitchell, who has revealed the alien presence in the hope that public reaction will force world governments to face the extraterrestrial menace.
“The aliens are operating more and more openly – almost as if they’re daring mankind to try to stop them.”
That explains everything about the Bermuda Triangle! =)
i saw one in my friends swimming pool
Simmer down there, earth people. We're here for the Copenhagen Eco -summit. (Most people don't know this, but we are incredible tree huggers).
Harry wanted to go fishing first, though. And like always, everyone follows Harry.
this is just too stupet … alien is just a strange oganasime and ufo is a flying oganisme . and if they saw something strange on earth ,theen its just earth peopls or computer efect.
Wondered what that was in my bath last night. Eat my plastic duck.
I AGREE WITH THE COMMENT ABOUT THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. I LIVE IN THE UK AND A FRIEND AND MY SON SAW A UFO HOVER ABOVE AN AIRCRAFT ONE MORNING .THE
MOVMENTS SHOWED THE UFO JUMP FROM INFRONT OF THE AIRCRAFT TO GOING BEHIND IT ,MANY SIGHTINGS IN THE UK.WE CANT JUST DISMISS WHAT A LOT OF
PEOPLE ARE SEEING
Come on! that´s why I´m scared of the water. Just say no to the daily shower—-
This sounds like something that could happen…
They're Heeeeeeeeeerrrreeeee, and they is coming for you.
Stop all bathing, and don't use sea salts, u don't know who pooped in it.
Had a dream of aliens underwater last night…so that is what landed me here. I have never even thought of an alien underwater in m life. I am a fundamentalist Christian and always research my dreams. One thing is certain…there are tribulational size changes right around the corner…the New World Order is growing strong and is about to establish itself. These "aliens" may be part of the "strong delusion" that God says He will bring upon mankind for rejecting Him and His Christ. If so…these are fallen angels..the nephilim etc here to deceive man and play their part in the endtimes. Don't say I'm crazy…do research 1st and pray for wisdom. Accept Christ.
Daniel. Your an idiot
lol @ Daniel the fun-demented christian …if Jesus was around he'd be laughing out loud too
Sorry Daniel, but it doesn't work like that. You've been duped, mate.
i found one in my bathtub!
Ha Ha, whatever you found isn't an UFO!!!
lol your illiterate typing is STUPET
this is poop yep
Where did you go to school at ? Washington, D.C?
What have you been smoking?
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i find it funny how ur article comes up before this one. In time we will soon find out. like u said … i heard that recently they found out that human existence on this earth was a alot earlier then they "predicted". Only because the fact that they have never found any evidence of any earlier existence . Till this year…. alooooot longer then B.C. years. this set scientist behind because these people they found were civilized and smart. not cave men… so like many, it raises more questions about the human existence. how long weve actually been here and who has helped us humans, from the point of extinction before christ…. think bout that ! people were uneducated back then and a ufo to them would be a "god" to us today….
So who is to say what the truth is…
Can be a lengthly amount of explanations but "God" or "Christ" ain't one of them.