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	<title>Comments on: 6 SIGNS YOUR DOCTOR IS AN ALIEN</title>
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		<title>By: Maria Infante</title>
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		<dc:creator>Maria Infante</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thirty years ago, I looked up to the sky, I saw a flying object, then, aliens went inside me.They elevated my feet, with back pressure, by Fronton street in Brownsville.
Two years ago,the police tried to elevate me and take me to mars, while employed as a classroom teacher.
Aaron stabbed me while walking, on gravity at he classroom, I suffered an illegal victorian injury. 
The police steered in a digital object insertion to the right side of the head.It automatically started stitching in a hydrollic manner or up and down, with high voltage of power at a close range. The xrays demonstrated a triangular ufo with radar,on me.The police used a digital saber to insert secretions on the nose and lower abdomen. Five years ago, I had an emergency c-section, so then, I had my reproduction system removed.The police digitally inserted an object that looked like an urethra or male genital insertion , between a female part.The secretions that were digitally inserted inside the nasal have caused concerns.
I suspected that the policeman had digitally inserted them elevated to the cerebrum , that was shifted to the right then needle laced, with needle pressure.The police stabbed my right side, it said it was a stabbed or bruised ovary or male bladder.Recently, they tried to elevate the digital ufo tags, I have numerous , since age 10. The ufo. abducted between the two ufo tags, at the cerebrum, in a digital manner. The xrays demonstrate, three windows, like the make of the ufo, dome with 3 windows.
The police pilot digitally left two tight braids, in metal, and digital wire.
The police were biting inside the head, around the student&#039;s while space exposed, or electrical police , that shocked me causing electricity release at the facial cheeks and feet.
The police inserted metal triangular digital blades at the shoulders.
The police bubbled through the hurricane fence, then the shape is demonstrated on the federal xrays.VRMC has the xrays 350-7150.
In the city of Brownsville the illegal police went to my workplace and bedroom, to rape me using a digital mechanism that raped me at the naval . The police inserted 4 pelvis insertions, that were stitched inside from a USA ufo, with high speed and with needle pedal pressure.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thirty years ago, I looked up to the sky, I saw a flying object, then, aliens went inside me.They elevated my feet, with back pressure, by Fronton street in Brownsville.<br />
Two years ago,the police tried to elevate me and take me to mars, while employed as a classroom teacher.<br />
Aaron stabbed me while walking, on gravity at he classroom, I suffered an illegal victorian injury.<br />
The police steered in a digital object insertion to the right side of the head.It automatically started stitching in a hydrollic manner or up and down, with high voltage of power at a close range. The xrays demonstrated a triangular ufo with radar,on me.The police used a digital saber to insert secretions on the nose and lower abdomen. Five years ago, I had an emergency c-section, so then, I had my reproduction system removed.The police digitally inserted an object that looked like an urethra or male genital insertion , between a female part.The secretions that were digitally inserted inside the nasal have caused concerns.<br />
I suspected that the policeman had digitally inserted them elevated to the cerebrum , that was shifted to the right then needle laced, with needle pressure.The police stabbed my right side, it said it was a stabbed or bruised ovary or male bladder.Recently, they tried to elevate the digital ufo tags, I have numerous , since age 10. The ufo. abducted between the two ufo tags, at the cerebrum, in a digital manner. The xrays demonstrate, three windows, like the make of the ufo, dome with 3 windows.<br />
The police pilot digitally left two tight braids, in metal, and digital wire.<br />
The police were biting inside the head, around the student&#8217;s while space exposed, or electrical police , that shocked me causing electricity release at the facial cheeks and feet.<br />
The police inserted metal triangular digital blades at the shoulders.<br />
The police bubbled through the hurricane fence, then the shape is demonstrated on the federal xrays.VRMC has the xrays 350-7150.<br />
In the city of Brownsville the illegal police went to my workplace and bedroom, to rape me using a digital mechanism that raped me at the naval . The police inserted 4 pelvis insertions, that were stitched inside from a USA ufo, with high speed and with needle pedal pressure.</p>
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		<title>By: BOB</title>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/8030/6-signs-your-doctor-is-an-alien/#comment-43308</link>
		<dc:creator>BOB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>IT&#039;S REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IT&#039;S REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: daniel</title>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/8030/6-signs-your-doctor-is-an-alien/#comment-23512</link>
		<dc:creator>daniel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 00:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is no water on the moon. If the hoaxer had said it was from Mars then okay that makes sense. The photo is clearly photo shopped. The camera in the picture has a telephoto lense. anything within 3 feet would be out of focus. She is clearly less than 2 feet away from the statue. The way the lab technician is holding the statue is awkward the statue should be turned no less than 45 degrees clockwise from the top if she is showing the statue facing the two people. The statue is clearly facing the camera lense head on, not the camera being held by the photographer who the lab technician is making eye contact with. This is clearly photo shopped.   </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is no water on the moon. If the hoaxer had said it was from Mars then okay that makes sense. The photo is clearly photo shopped. The camera in the picture has a telephoto lense. anything within 3 feet would be out of focus. She is clearly less than 2 feet away from the statue. The way the lab technician is holding the statue is awkward the statue should be turned no less than 45 degrees clockwise from the top if she is showing the statue facing the two people. The statue is clearly facing the camera lense head on, not the camera being held by the photographer who the lab technician is making eye contact with. This is clearly photo shopped.</p>
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		<title>By: signofthetimes</title>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/8030/6-signs-your-doctor-is-an-alien/#comment-15843</link>
		<dc:creator>signofthetimes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 18:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL...hahahahhahaha....tear....guffaw...chuckle...outright raucous laughter again, another tear...and hahahahahaha...thanks!! I REALLY needed THAT laugh!! </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL&#8230;hahahahhahaha&#8230;.tear&#8230;.guffaw&#8230;chuckle&#8230;outright raucous laughter again, another tear&#8230;and hahahahahaha&#8230;thanks!! I REALLY needed THAT laugh!!</p>
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		<title>By: signofthetimes</title>
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		<dc:creator>signofthetimes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 18:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh yeah!!  Dr. Aubrey Remmers at Great River Medical Center...Ed and I thought she was great...and she was...for the first 2 visits but these last 3...it&#039;s 5 min. $100 and C ya later.  I don&#039;t think I really blame her though...I think most physicians are overloaded as there are so many more people to take care of now like more retiree / baby boomers, an exploding regular population...etc...but we&#039;re still looking for a new Dr., one that&#039;s not so overloaded. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh yeah!!  Dr. Aubrey Remmers at Great River Medical Center&#8230;Ed and I thought she was great&#8230;and she was&#8230;for the first 2 visits but these last 3&#8230;it&#039;s 5 min. $100 and C ya later.  I don&#039;t think I really blame her though&#8230;I think most physicians are overloaded as there are so many more people to take care of now like more retiree / baby boomers, an exploding regular population&#8230;etc&#8230;but we&#039;re still looking for a new Dr., one that&#039;s not so overloaded.</p>
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		<title>By: colon</title>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/8030/6-signs-your-doctor-is-an-alien/#comment-15462</link>
		<dc:creator>colon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 12:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ANAL PROBING!!! If you go to the doc for a bad finger cut and he puts ya on a gurney with your feet up in the air, yer legs spread wide and you see a snake-like metallic hose slithering toward your vital parts....BEWARE!!!!! </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ANAL PROBING!!! If you go to the doc for a bad finger cut and he puts ya on a gurney with your feet up in the air, yer legs spread wide and you see a snake-like metallic hose slithering toward your vital parts&#8230;.BEWARE!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Call meh what u want</title>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/8030/6-signs-your-doctor-is-an-alien/#comment-15352</link>
		<dc:creator>Call meh what u want</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 20:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL are you serious? XD </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL are you serious? XD</p>
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		<title>By: signofthetimes</title>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/8030/6-signs-your-doctor-is-an-alien/#comment-14701</link>
		<dc:creator>signofthetimes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 01:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My doctor is definitely something - I&#039;ve seen her 3 times in the last 6 months, each time she&#039;s been in the room 5 minutes, didn&#039;t really look at me, said I was fine and charged $100 per visit. Either she&#039;s an alien or ye olde tyme vaudevillian--&quot;Hey patient, lemme take 2 $50&#039;s and you call me in a couple weeks, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck...now git outta hee-yah..ya boddah me&quot;....LOL </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My doctor is definitely something &#8211; I&#039;ve seen her 3 times in the last 6 months, each time she&#039;s been in the room 5 minutes, didn&#039;t really look at me, said I was fine and charged $100 per visit. Either she&#039;s an alien or ye olde tyme vaudevillian&#8211;&quot;Hey patient, lemme take 2 $50&#039;s and you call me in a couple weeks, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck&#8230;now git outta hee-yah..ya boddah me&quot;&#8230;.LOL</p>
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		<title>By: Anony Mouse</title>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/8030/6-signs-your-doctor-is-an-alien/#comment-14680</link>
		<dc:creator>Anony Mouse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 00:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s a free market, free world, free country, etc </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#039;s a free market, free world, free country, etc</p>
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		<title>By: Casey</title>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/8030/6-signs-your-doctor-is-an-alien/#comment-14517</link>
		<dc:creator>Casey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 16:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another sure sign: The doctor prescribes unnecessary tests that warm his pocketbook.. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another sure sign: The doctor prescribes unnecessary tests that warm his pocketbook..</p>
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