Thousands of aliens are masquerading as doctors in America and the patients who go to them are being subjected to unethical medical treatment, a leading researcher warns.
In fact, Dr. Terrence Starnes estimated that as many as two million innocent Americans are trusting their health to alien creatures.
“This isn’t just an alarming situation – it’s a terrifying situation, ” the UFO expert told newsmen in Los Angeles. “These extraterrestrial impostors have infiltrated the medical establishment and are using our own hospitals, tools and trust to achieve their evil ends.”
Dr. Starnes refused to say how he learned about the aliens but alleged that medical authorities are aware of the situation and actually have conspired to keep it under wraps to avoid a public relations nightmare.
The expert went on to say that patients must do everything in their power to protect themselves against the physician-intruders, who are alleged to be conducting life-threatening medical experiments, including the implantation of mind-control devices, under the guise of helping people out.
Dr. Starnes also provided the following list of guidelines to help you determine if your doctor is a space alien:
- Beware of doctors who have trouble identifying body parts. If you complain of pain in an elbow and he examines your wrist or forearm, you might very well be in the clutches of an extraterrestrial.
- Human physicians often run late, but extraterrestrials are always right on time.
- A doctor’s handwriting is usually quite sloppy. But aliens labor over their handwriting and the result is easy-to-read printing.
- Most doctors draw blood for testing but need very little to get the job done. Physicians who ask for a quart or more of your blood have a hidden agenda – and may be extraterrestrials.
- The vast majority of doctors dispense drugs through prescriptions and pharmacist. Alien doctors prefer to pass out “sample” pills and preparations that usually have nothing to do with the patient’s illness.
- Aliens often recommend surgery for patients who feel great and have no symptoms of disease.
“Take these warning signs seriously,” said Dr. Starnes. “If two or more of them apply to your doctor, he’s almost certainly an alien.”
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May 1st, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Perhaps WWN should do a similar expose on HMOs…
May 1st, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Yes the aliens that are posing as doctors are a lower being, Alien type 3 with level 1 being the lowest. Sometimes they do have trouble identifying body parts but then again most humans don't know their paddywack from their givethedogabone.
Lawyers as we all know are a level -1.
May 2nd, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Another sure sign: The doctor prescribes unnecessary tests that warm his pocketbook..
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:42 am
It's a free market, free world, free country, etc
May 3rd, 2009 at 1:52 am
My doctor is definitely something – I've seen her 3 times in the last 6 months, each time she's been in the room 5 minutes, didn't really look at me, said I was fine and charged $100 per visit. Either she's an alien or ye olde tyme vaudevillian–"Hey patient, lemme take 2 $50's and you call me in a couple weeks, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck…now git outta hee-yah..ya boddah me"….LOL
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:47 pm
LOL are you serious? XD
May 4th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
ANAL PROBING!!! If you go to the doc for a bad finger cut and he puts ya on a gurney with your feet up in the air, yer legs spread wide and you see a snake-like metallic hose slithering toward your vital parts….BEWARE!!!!!
May 5th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Oh yeah!! Dr. Aubrey Remmers at Great River Medical Center…Ed and I thought she was great…and she was…for the first 2 visits but these last 3…it's 5 min. $100 and C ya later. I don't think I really blame her though…I think most physicians are overloaded as there are so many more people to take care of now like more retiree / baby boomers, an exploding regular population…etc…but we're still looking for a new Dr., one that's not so overloaded.
May 5th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
LOL…hahahahhahaha….tear….guffaw…chuckle…outright raucous laughter again, another tear…and hahahahahaha…thanks!! I REALLY needed THAT laugh!!
May 25th, 2009 at 12:26 am
There is no water on the moon. If the hoaxer had said it was from Mars then okay that makes sense. The photo is clearly photo shopped. The camera in the picture has a telephoto lense. anything within 3 feet would be out of focus. She is clearly less than 2 feet away from the statue. The way the lab technician is holding the statue is awkward the statue should be turned no less than 45 degrees clockwise from the top if she is showing the statue facing the two people. The statue is clearly facing the camera lense head on, not the camera being held by the photographer who the lab technician is making eye contact with. This is clearly photo shopped.
July 21st, 2009 at 10:04 pm
IT'S REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!