Comments on: 10 SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS AN ALIEN

By: Delasaurous

Delasaurous — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:30:44 +0000

I think I'm working with an alien. He always knows what I'm thinking and demonstrates quite strange behavior…

By: Xander

Xander — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 07:19:45 +0000

These "signs" could unambiguously be received as sordid. Are you certain eliciting displeasure from a kind with technology the homo sapien cerebration could never aspire to comprehend is perspicacious? You are execrating yourselves by composing articles tantamount to this…

By: Claire

Claire — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:51:57 +0000

A lot of these "alien traits" suggest an introverted personality, and as an inrtovert I am insulted; aliens don't live on the earth. Honestly some people just need to take off the tinfoil helmet and live the short lives we are blessed with in a constuctive and positive manner.

By: Carla

Carla — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:25:50 +0000

What do you do if you read this and realize you may be an alien yourself? Is it possible to be an alien with amnesia? Tell me what you guys think.
1) I love raver style wide legged jeans (kikwear, jnco, etc.) with any other mix or match of shirts, shoes or accessories.
2) I have an insatiable need for ibuprofen and allergy meds.
3) I laughed while watching the Titanic movie (even though I noticed all the other women were crying) I specially thought it was funny when the ship broke in half and that one guy fell and bounced off the propeller…LMAO
4) I call off work as often as I possible can get away with.
5) I keep a note book journal daily at work (which I seriously thought was just to keep track of deadlines, materials, etc… I am a graphic designer)
6) I have been known to use a large wrench or any other heavy object as a hammering device, nail polish in the place of paint, my teeth to open a bottle, etc…
7) The only thing coming to mind at the moment is "why are people so stupid?"
8) Why do you want to know what I do in my home?
9) I have to admit I have been known to talk to myself on occasion.
10) I do occasionally feel compelled to watch the food in the microwave as it changes in shape or form. I specially love watching eggs scrambled in a bowl.

By: Kaye Maserang

Kaye Maserang — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:58:34 +0000

Hahaha! I was beginning to think that Obama was an alien, but now I think he's just a robot.

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I, for one, welcome myself as your new Alien Overlord at Voodoologic.org — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:14:46 +0000

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Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:33:50 +0000

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By: Luxor

Luxor — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:26:27 +0000

11. Constantly tries to "call home"…

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Obama Administration Alien Watch - Open thread - bs’s blog - RedState — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:45:05 +0000

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By: Conspirama

Conspirama — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:31:47 +0000

10 SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS AN ALIEN | Weekly World News…

“Often aliens don’t fully understand the different styles, so they wear combinations that are in bad taste, such as checked pants with a striped shirt or a tuxedo jacket with blue jeans or sneakers,” noted Brad Steiger, a renowned UFO ……