Comments on: UFO DETECTOR

By: freddysnightmare

freddysnightmare — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 16:36:53 +0000

All they needed to do was simply suck up Mr. T to get their gold!

By: gobblemeup

gobblemeup — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 16:35:29 +0000

Mcdonalds implants their french fries with encapsulated microscopic radio frequency modules so that when activated you go towards the spaceship to fly to another planet to be slaves. The aliens need slaves to mine their gold, it's what runs their spaceships.

By: toocloseforcomfort

toocloseforcomfort — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 16:32:09 +0000

No wornder my wife keeps telling me I have half a brain!

By: alienpicker

alienpicker — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 16:31:03 +0000

Sign me up Scotty. I have alien beings in my back yard almost every night looking for grub worms. Yes they feed off of grub worms but once those are gone then they go for our brains.

By: ghostrobber

ghostrobber — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 16:29:19 +0000

Yes if there are only women on the alien planet you would most welcome this pen at night!

By: FJEB

FJEB — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 14:35:05 +0000

RIGHT !!!!

By: ConcernedHuman

ConcernedHuman — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:02:10 +0000

I hate to tell everyone, but this UFO detector is a bad bargain, and I think we can agree that every honest, hard working, and patriotic person loves bargains. As those above have stated, all alien craft can be seen once they are within 500 feet. This is most assuredly common knowledge, and any who don't agree with this laughably obvious statement should feel foolish knowing that their opinion is different then their peers, and would sound silly if they told someone so.

Also, this primitive device is prone to giving false warnings. Many things can set this device off, including televisions, dogs, particularly loud music and air conditioning. Obviously, if you like any of those things you shouldn't buy this product. And when something does set it off, which according to the law of averages is nearly 100% certain, your friends and neighbors will hear it, be awakened, distracted, or frightened of aliens, and will probably like you less.

So you shouldn't buy the Alien Alert. And if anyone you have influence over decides to, you should do your best to dissuade them. Best to take the hard earned money and spend it on some rockin' new CDs, a t-shirt with an amusing slogan or perhaps the indulgent chocolate reward you know you deserve, right?

By: Angus Podgorney

Angus Podgorney — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:39:06 +0000

We have already developed a device to counteract your primitive contrivance. hahahaha

By: ETPHONEHOME

ETPHONEHOME — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:49:19 +0000

The UFO Detector shown above is actually the probe that is used quite often in abductions. As an alien myself I would know.

By: Larry Duncan

Larry Duncan — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:44:24 +0000

With the alien finder I can reject politicians when I find them. I hate them, and they hate me. Does it have a shield against dumb presidents?