Comments on: ALIENS TO RETIRE IN FLORIDA!

By: cheap places to retire

cheap places to retire — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 11:44:44 +0000

Retire offshore for less than $900 a month. This includes a maid, ocean view, lobster dinner, maybe even a movie, definitely includes wine with dinner.

By: watercooler

watercooler — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:33:11 +0000

WHAT? How dare you say such a thing? Of course this is real.
The WWN wouldn't report it if it wasn't true.
This isn't nearly as far-fetched sounding as some things on the internet.

By: Omicron

Omicron — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:53:16 +0000

Hey people, it's the WWN, if you take this stuff seriously, you need to get out more. I have always loved this little paper, the stories are so outrageous, they are funny. If you believe this stuff, however, maybe you need to start submitting articles.

By: Arielle

Arielle — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:22:07 +0000

lol.

By: typesalot

typesalot — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:13:13 +0000

omg!! how could that be considered real??? we as earthlings figure that's what aliens look!! we've never seen any, and anyone who has probably aren't among us at the moment!!!! so why bother???? they wouldn't project themselves as the picture above because it wouldn't fit in with our normal look!!! therefore causing some questionable situations if they did!!!!!!!!!

By: daisyzmom

daisyzmom — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:52:05 +0000

This one is not real. The man is selling t shirts at the local Dollar Store and trying to sell his house (so are the rest of us in North Port!) on the heels of the "publicity" he's getting. It's shameful that the newspaper keeps reporting on him, giving him space. This man is doing a great diservice to his son and to our city. It's shameful. BTW, I believe in the validity of 90 percent of unexplained or unidentified object claims, just not this one—it's a scam, and he should be shut down.

By: Orgone Worrior

Orgone Worrior — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:26:23 +0000

A request to the Creator was sent to have the angels go and remove entities that did not belong in the back yard of Mr. Rowley. Also, Orgone generators were installed to permanently safe guard his home from future trespasses.

Fallen Angels are not allowed near human beings. They were warned by the Creator some time back, but have chosen to ignore his Rules. Therefore, this is how we fight them back. Thanks to the Creator, King Yahushua, and The Holy Ghost.

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By: howie

howie — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:21:13 +0000

I say they're fine as long as they don't start using us humans as a food source – I am told this has happened in Mexico and Hawaii, other popular retirement areas. Of course they will have nothing to do with elderly humans, just us young folks – I guess we're tasty!

By: ETPHONEHOME

ETPHONEHOME — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:26:00 +0000

Now I have to find another place to retire to.

By: k0sh23

k0sh23 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:30:28 +0000

Everyone ought to know that the aliens in Florida are cheap clones set up to distract MUFON from the real settlements in Alaska and Saskatchewan. Sarah Palin was forced out of office because she had done a helicopter attack run on one of their conclaves. You can be sure they'll probe her replacement in advance!