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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND JESSICA BIEL BREAK UP

Posted on 01 October 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA – Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are rumored to have broken up. Biel has since been seen on the arm of the Everglades’ most eligible bachelor: Manigator.

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MANIGATOR AT TOWN HALL

Posted on 12 August 2009

Seeking to further disrupt Town Hall health care meetings Republicans have sent in their secret weapon, Manigator!

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FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES

Posted on 09 July 2009

NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.

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JON AND KATE SPEND 10TH ANNIVERSARY APART

Posted on 16 June 2009

SARASOTA, FL – Jon and Kate Gosselin spent their 10th wedding anniversary apart last week. While Kate played with the children at their Pennsylvania home, Jon was at a bar in Florida, with Manigator.

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DONTDATEHIMGIRL.COM

Posted on 24 April 2009

THE EVERGLADES – Elusive cryptid Manigator has found himself in trouble yet again. The half-man half-alligator mutant is listed on DontDateHimGirl.com

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BRISTOL PALIN, LEVI JOHNSTON SPLIT

Posted on 12 March 2009

FORT MYERS, FL – Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, daughter of Governor Sarah Palin, have broken up. Now Bristol has recently been seen canoodling with notorious ex-con Manigator.

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MARDI GRAS BANS MUTANT

Posted on 24 February 2009

NEW ORLEANS, LA – After an altercation with police Monday night, the half-man half-alligator mutant Manigator has been banned from Tuesday’s Mardi Gras celebrations.

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CHRIS JERICHO FIGHT WITH MUTANT

Posted on 10 February 2009

VICTORIA, BC – Pro wrestler Chris Jericho was assaulted after a match this weekend. It now seems Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, started the fight.

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GATOR STUCK IN MANHOLE

Posted on 27 January 2009

CAPE CORAL, FL – An alligator was found trapped in a manhole, and mischievous mutant Manigator claims he had nothing to do with it.

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MATT DILLON BLAMES CRYPTID

Posted on 02 January 2009

BURLINGTON, VT – Over the holidays, Matt Dillon was arrested for driving 106mph in rural Vermont. His reason for doing so: “Manigator made me do it.”

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