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JERSEY DEVIL SPOTTED IN OKLAHOMA
The monster-like creature, the Jersey Devil, was spotted in Oklahoma and has been terrorizing local residents.
KIMYE BABY GETS OWN REALITY SHOW
Kim Kardashian’s new baby, Kimye, signed a twenty-one year deal for a reality show.
POPE JOINS HELLS ANGELS
Pope Francis blessed thousands of bikers at an open air mass in St Peter’s Square – and then joined the Hells Angels.
MICHAEL JACKSON’S GHOST TESTIFIES IN TRIAL
Michael Jackson’s ghost appeared in court today and declared his death an accident.
SELENA GOMEZ HAS BABY GIRL!
Sources say Selena Gomez has given birth to a baby girl. Justin Bieber is reportedly the father.
MARS RAT
Scientists have discovered a rat infestation on Mars.
DALAI LAMA RETIRES – MOVES INTO PLAYBOY MANSION
HOLLYWOOD – The Dailai Lama has given up being leader of the Tibetan government-in-exile and has moved into the Playboy Mansion.
PICKLES CURE OBESITY
Scientists have discovered that eating homemade pickles cures obesity!
KATY PERRY ENGAGED TO ROBERT PATTINSON
Katy Perry shocked the world with the announcement of her engagement to Robert Pattinson.
CRAZY ANTS ATTACK!
DALLAS — Crazy, biting ants invade by the millions – and kill by the hundreds!










